Corneil Et Bernie Poker Face

When Bernie takes on the job of dog-walking Corneil, he doesn't realize what he's gotten himself into. Corneil turns out to be a very intelligent dog that also happens to be able to talk! With Bernie looking to use Corneil for financial gain, Corneil finds he must keep his new-found friend out of trouble and his abilities a secret.

Watch My Chops (UK) Corneil & Bernie (AUS)
Created by	Stephan Franck Emmanuel Franck
Voices of	Keith Wickham Ben Small Dian Perry Dan Russell Laurence Bouvard
Country of origin	France
No. of seasons	2
No. of episodes	104 (52 in 1ª season/more 52 in 2ª season) (list of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s)	Madstone Theater
Running time	10–13 mins
Production company(s)	Millimages Suzhou Hong Ying Animation Corporation Limited (2003-2006, uncredited) Walt Disney Television Animation (Comics Only/Only in UK)
Release
Original network	France 3 (Season 1) Gulli (Season 2) Disney Channel (2004-2007,2014-2016) Disney XD (2009-2010,2015-2016)
Picture format	480i (SDTV)
Original release	29 November 2003 – 9 April 2016
External links
Website

Watch My Chops is a French animated series about an intelligent talking dog, Corneil, and his 'dog-sitter', Bernie Barges. The series was produced, written, and animated in France, and the English dubbing took place in London at The Sound Company studios. The series was produced by Millimages and aired in the United States on Nicktoons, in the UK on CBBC from 2003 to 2007 and France on France 3 of December 2003. It starred Keith Wickham, Ben Small, Dian Perry, Dan Russell and Laurence Bouvard and more recently Mark Laidman. In the UK, the show is called Watch My Chops, named after Corneil's catchphrase; in France, it is also known as Corneil et Bernie. In the United States and Australia, the show was titled Corneil & Bernie. A DVD of the first season has been released. In 2014, the show came back to television and new episodes are done in Flash animation and a new version of the intro has been made, but in the U.S. the show aired in reruns from February 2004 until October 2008.

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Basic premise[edit]

Corneil is an intelligent dog: not only can he read and write perfect English, but he is much smarter than most people. Since he's so smart, he knows that life doesn't get any better than being a pampered pet, and so he does anything he can to keep his owners from realizing his phenomenal skills. This plan begins to go awry when his owners hire the pinheaded Bernie Barges to 'dog-sit', and Bernie learns about Corneil's secret. Though the two frequently bicker, they form an uneasy friendship, and Corneil finds himself using his brainy powers to bail Bernie out of various scrapes.

Most episodes are driven by Corneil's reluctance to let anyone know that he is intelligent and capable of human speech. The only person who does know is dogsitter Bernie, whose uncle minds the apartment of Corneil's wealthy owners. Bernie found out about Corneil's speaking abilities by accident, and unfortunately he is somewhat lacking in intelligence and mostly devoid of morals. All this puts Corneil in an uncomfortable position - as Bernie often takes it upon himself to 'be the voice' of Corneil, capitalising on Corneil's reluctance to communicate and ignoring Corneil's requests.

In the 2014 retool of the series, Corneil and Bernie start to get into more bizarre adventures such as hunting for a legendary monster, battling a computer virus, or trying to face the apocalypse. Most of the supporting characters are reduced to background roles and a few minor ones get more focus. This adaptation also has more humans starting to find out Corneil’s secret and he begins to worry less about getting exposed.

Characters[edit]

Main[edit]

Corneil : is an intelligent, cultivated dog who speaks with a northern English accent. He loves the comfort of his apartment and is able to talk, read, and write, which he attempts to keep a secret, not wanting to be treated strangely by humans. In the presence of his masters, he plays the faithful dog. It is only when he is alone or in the company of Bernie that he behaves like a human, answering the phone, cooking, solving problems of mathematics or attempting to questions of philosophy. He usually either helps Bernie with his problems or bails him out while other times pursuing his own goal with Bernie in tow. His mannerisms are reminiscent of Mr. Peabody from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Bernie Barges : is Corneil's best friend and dog sitter. Bernie is imaginative, full of initiatives, but not particularly bright. While sometimes stubborn and selfish, he is also well-meaning and provides a good foil for Corneil. He who was confined to the boring role of dog-sitter found a true companion to achieve his twisted kicks. When Corneil proves reluctant, he can always threaten to reveal all the secret of his language. He usually tries to pursue his goal with Corneil either bailing or helping him while sometimes acting as the 'frontman' for Corneil's goals.

John and Beth : are Corneil's snobby rich owners. John is an auctioneer and Beth is chief editor of a newspaper. They are a couple; modern, dynamic and a little eccentric. They love Corneil as their own son and care deeply for him. They also have a good amount in trust in Bernie, being the preferred dog-sitter of Corneil. It seems natural for this dog they love so much and for which they have a lot of ambition. In addition, they have great confidence in Bernie whose friendship with Corneil that delights at the highest point.

Uncle Rico : is a high school drop out and former boxer. He was forced to retire following a KO that claimed 8 teeth. Today he is a caretaker and deals regularly with his nephew Bernie. The whereabouts of Bernie's mother and father are sadly unknown.

Supporting and minor[edit]

Romeo : is the captain of the football team. As his name suggests, Romeo is a great seducer who has a lot of success with girls. Bernie admires Romeo and dream to be like him. The reciprocal is of course not true, and Romeo does not take Bernie seriously, though can be friendly at times. Romeo hates Corneil whom he takes for a fool.

Martha : another classmate of Bernie's, is intellectual and often skeptical of Bernie's claims. Martha takes care of the school newspaper. That has many causes to defend, and its network of informants allows it to be effective. Her goal is to her that Bernie is his good shots by the dint of persuasion.

Mrs. Martin : is Bernie's mean school principal. She wants her school to be great and have a glorious future but those chances are usually ruined because of Bernie and she thinks he is quite the trouble maker and often gives Bernie detention. She is also known to punish people for things that are none of her business. Principal Martin tutored Uncle Rico so that he could finally get his high school diploma.

Madame Solo : is one of Bernie and Corneil's mean neighbors in the apartment. She dislikes them because 'they are always getting in her way' and she once hit Corneil with her umbrella and Corneil made Bernie take her to court.

Karen: is one of Bernie's classmates. She is pretty and smart and she is often seen reading a book. Despite Karen's hate of Bernie seen in 'Unlucky Break' and 'Corneil in Love,' a wallpaper from Millimages states that she will marry Bernie someday.